Paranoid Parrot

home alone still locks the bathroom door

home alone still locks the bathroom door  Paranoid Parrot

"push any key to continue" scramble to push just in case

just in case Paranoid Parrot">

I CONSTANTLY CHECK MY FEET TO SEE IF I'M TRAILING TOILET PAPER

I CONSTANTLY CHECK MY FEET TO SEE IF I'M TRAILING TOILET PAPER  Paranoid Parrot

that long word was spelled correct? Better write dsmfndskjn to see if auto correct is working

that long word was spelled correct?
 Better write dsmfndskjn to see if auto correct is working  Paranoid Parrot

Eating in public does so pretending to look at an ad to look nobody in the eye

Eating in public does so pretending to look at an ad to look nobody in the eye  Paranoid Parrot

everytime someone i don't know approaches me in the street Look for hidden cameras just in case i'm being pranked

everytime someone i don't know approaches me in the street  Look for hidden cameras just in case i'm being pranked  Paranoid Parrot

just posted something on reddit constantly refreshes page to see how well my karmas doing

just posted something on reddit constantly refreshes page to see how well my karmas doing  Paranoid Parrot

Guy in hoodie just entered store Armed Robbery

Guy in hoodie just entered store Armed Robbery  Paranoid Parrot

Got food poisoning for the first time a month ago Every time I have a bad BM think "OHHHH god here we go again."

Got food poisoning for the first time a month ago Every time I have a bad BM think

hears noise at night parents having sex

hears noise at night parents having sex  Paranoid Parrot
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