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Paranoid Parrot

Lights turn off while showering my time has come

Lights turn off while showering my time has come Paranoid Parrot
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Have to go take out trash at night Run and don't look BACK.

Have to go take out trash at night Run and don't look BACK. Paranoid Parrot
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Gets sunburn Going to get cancer

Gets sunburn Going to get cancer Paranoid Parrot
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Sees same type and color of car ex drives she's stalking me

Sees same type and color of car ex drives she's stalking me Paranoid Parrot
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on mute during conference call still whisper to people in office

on mute during conference call still whisper to people in office Paranoid Parrot
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Carries six pens in the exam Caption 3 goes here

Carries six pens in the exam Caption 3 goes here Paranoid Parrot
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Only farts while trying to go poop wipes

Only farts while trying to go poop wipes Paranoid Parrot
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there's a noise coming from upstairs the ceiling is going to collapse on top of me and kill me

there's a noise coming from upstairs the ceiling is going to collapse on top of me and kill me Paranoid Parrot
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Taking bubble-in test spends majority of time erasing every smudge from answers

Taking bubble-in test spends majority of time erasing every smudge from answers Paranoid Parrot
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Paranoid parrot shares ALL my fears? Was i listing them off out loud? Who has been spying on me? SHOW YOURSELF!

Paranoid parrot shares ALL my fears? Was i listing them off out loud? Who has been spying on me? SHOW YOURSELF! Paranoid Parrot
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