Paranoid Parrot

Gets a headache Brain tumor

Gets a headache Brain tumor  Paranoid Parrot

Shit just hit the fan.

Shit just hit the fan.  Paranoid Parrot

Posts to reddit regrets and deletes immediately

Posts to reddit regrets and deletes immediately  Paranoid Parrot

eats something 1 day after expiration date im going to die

eats something 1 day after expiration date im going to die   Paranoid Parrot

Has never done drugs Still nervous for urine test in the morning

Has never done drugs Still nervous for urine test in the morning  Paranoid Parrot

See leaves swirling on ground Tornado incoming

See leaves swirling on ground Tornado incoming  Paranoid Parrot

learns about schizophrenia in abnormal psych class tries not to be paranoid anymore

learns about schizophrenia in abnormal psych class tries not to be paranoid anymore  Paranoid Parrot

work email not connecting i must be fired

work email not connecting i must be fired  Paranoid Parrot

Phone battery at 99% better plug it in

Phone battery at 99% better plug it in  Paranoid Parrot

Gives boyfriend handjob pregnant

Gives boyfriend handjob pregnant  Paranoid Parrot
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