Paranoid Parrot

Noise shoes coming in make sound like women's heels while you're pooping. I'm in the wrong bathroom!!

Noise shoes coming in make sound like women's heels while you're pooping.  I'm in the wrong bathroom!!  Paranoid Parrot

I'm not mentioning any names, but.. Panics. It's me.

I'm not mentioning any names, but.. Panics. It's me.  Paranoid Parrot

Notice low fuel warning light I won't make it in time

Notice low fuel warning light I won't make it in time  Paranoid Parrot

Forgot to go into incognito mode Fbi

Forgot to go into incognito mode Fbi   Paranoid Parrot

Hasn't heard a call on the frequency for a few minutes turns up squelch to check the radio

Hasn't heard a call on the frequency for a few minutes turns up squelch to check the radio   Paranoid Parrot

Make a meme create it anonymously in case it's bad

Make a meme create it anonymously in case it's bad  Paranoid Parrot

Realize you've been walking behind some guy and his kid for awhile "he probably thinks I'm a child molester."

Realize you've been walking behind some guy and his kid for awhile

Street lights goes off as you walk by gonna get jumped

Street lights goes off as you walk by gonna get jumped   Paranoid Parrot

it says "ok to disconnect", but there's still a progress bar leave connected

it says

Professor announces there has been a case of plagiarism Know that you didn't. Assume that it’s you just to be safe and begin plotting suicide

Professor announces there has been a case of plagiarism Know that you didn't. Assume that it’s you just to be safe and begin plotting suicide  Paranoid Parrot
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