Paranoid Parrot

Checks phone [6] to make sure no one is listening

Checks phone [6] to make sure no one is  listening  Paranoid Parrot

Owns a macbook wonders if video camera is really off just because there's no green light

Owns a macbook wonders if video camera is really off just because there's no green light  Paranoid Parrot

hear wind chimes the spooky music before a murder

hear wind chimes the spooky music before a murder  Paranoid Parrot

Slightly bloated Pregnant

Slightly bloated  Pregnant  Paranoid Parrot

take a piss, notice shower curtain is closed Serial killer

take a piss, notice shower curtain is closed Serial killer  Paranoid Parrot

Traveling ? lOOK AT MY room for last the last time.

Traveling ?
 lOOK AT MY room for last the last time.  Paranoid Parrot

POLLY WANT A CRACKER DID YOU LICK MY CRACKER???

POLLY WANT A CRACKER DID YOU LICK MY CRACKER???  Paranoid Parrot

Hat Man makes a joke OH SHIT

Hat Man makes a joke OH SHIT  Paranoid Parrot

e-mailing friend checks e-mail every five minutes Caption 3 goes here

e-mailing friend checks e-mail every five minutes Caption 3 goes here  Paranoid Parrot

Rubs hand over pocket Panics if phone not felt immediately

Rubs hand over pocket Panics if phone not felt immediately   Paranoid Parrot
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