Paranoid Parrot

Roommate left without saying anything Oh God hes getting the gun

Roommate left without saying anything Oh God hes getting the gun  Paranoid Parrot

Uses public toilet gets aids test

Uses public toilet gets aids test  Paranoid Parrot

my fly is down everyone has seen my penis

my  fly is down everyone has seen 
my penis  Paranoid Parrot

Wake up with cut on arm Gremlins

Wake up with cut on arm Gremlins  Paranoid Parrot

osama is dead nuclear bomb coming

osama is dead nuclear bomb coming  Paranoid Parrot

Learn that Osama Bin Laden is an anagram of "lob da man in sea" Spend next 14hours shuffling letters in own name to determine exact moment you die

Learn that Osama Bin Laden is an anagram of

Alliance member consenting to conquest? He is planning blackmail

Alliance member consenting to conquest? He is planning blackmail  Paranoid Parrot

post funny remark in response to friend's blog entry i'm a troll

post funny remark in response to friend's blog entry i'm a troll  Paranoid Parrot

Dense fog in the area? FUCKING DEMANTORS

Dense fog in the area? FUCKING DEMANTORS  Paranoid Parrot

Get mosquito bite it's the one with west nile

Get mosquito bite it's the one with west nile  Paranoid Parrot
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