Paranoid Parrot

Set alarm to 12:01 Incase you get the am and pm mixed up

Set alarm to 12:01 Incase you get the am and pm mixed up  Paranoid Parrot

Make eye contact with people laughing Think they are laughing at me

Make eye contact with people laughing Think they are laughing at me   Paranoid Parrot

Someone waterfalled my drink Im getting mono

Someone waterfalled my drink Im getting mono  Paranoid Parrot

get random pain in neck so this is how it ends

get random pain in neck so this is how it ends  Paranoid Parrot

Gets out of car at sub sees public safety in lot immediately gets back in car and drives away.

Gets out of car at sub sees public safety in lot immediately gets back in car and drives away.  Paranoid Parrot

checks checks again

checks checks again  Paranoid Parrot

Black out all personal info Check 6 more times to make sure

Black out all personal info Check 6 more times to make sure  Paranoid Parrot

Make a late birthday event Shit, No one is going to come

Make a late birthday event Shit, No one is going to come  Paranoid Parrot

Find out about IE9 InPrivate browsing My life is saved

Find out about IE9 InPrivate browsing My life is saved  Paranoid Parrot

Wait a few seconds to hold the door for girl She thinks I'm a pervert

Wait a few seconds to hold the door for girl She thinks I'm a pervert  Paranoid Parrot
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