Paranoid Parrot

just saw jaws never swim again

just saw jaws never swim again  Paranoid Parrot

hears firetruck siren MY HOUSE IN ON FIRE

hears firetruck siren MY HOUSE IN ON FIRE  Paranoid Parrot

Stomach makes gurgling sound i have a chestburster inside me

Stomach makes gurgling sound i have a chestburster inside me  Paranoid Parrot

stay up late reading creepy wikipedia articles start noticing house settling noises

stay up late reading creepy wikipedia articles start noticing house settling noises  Paranoid Parrot

Types Password for account Deletes and retypes multiple times just to be sure

Types Password for account Deletes and retypes multiple times just to be sure  Paranoid Parrot

Scratch head oh no everyone thinks i have lice

Scratch head oh no everyone thinks i have lice  Paranoid Parrot

Need to make sure it's off unplug it

Need to make sure it's off unplug it  Paranoid Parrot

No one else home still locks the door to poop

No one else home still locks the door to poop  Paranoid Parrot

Sees postman coming up front sidewalk Ducks behind table so he doesn't see me

Sees postman coming up front sidewalk Ducks behind table so he doesn't see me  Paranoid Parrot

Leave laptop on top of bed while out Oh god, my house is on fire

Leave laptop on top of bed while out Oh god, my house is on fire  Paranoid Parrot
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