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Paranoid Parrot

girl in homechurch says you look nice today time for a dtr

girl in homechurch says you look nice today time for a dtr Paranoid Parrot
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About to walk by a guy on the sidewalk Hide earbuds so he won't have a reason to mug you

About to walk by a guy on the sidewalk Hide earbuds so he won't have a reason to mug you Paranoid Parrot
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Makes eye contact with teacher during test "He knows I'm cheating"

Makes eye contact with teacher during test
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calls family member twice with no answer begins to write their eulogy

calls family member twice with no answer begins to write their eulogy Paranoid Parrot
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in my head, i've said something bad about my friend he wants to come over, pretty sure he's gonna murder me

in my head, i've said something bad about my friend he wants to come over, pretty sure he's gonna murder me Paranoid Parrot
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Change website tab right as parents walk in room change it back immediatly so they know you weren't looking at anything bad

Change website tab right as parents walk in room change it back immediatly so they know you weren't looking at anything bad Paranoid Parrot
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Does not smoke weed and subscribes to r/trees Tells no one so people don't think i smoke

Does not smoke weed and subscribes to r/trees Tells no one so people don't think i smoke Paranoid Parrot
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Lives alone with cat always locks the door when going to the bathroom

Lives alone with cat always locks the door when going to the bathroom Paranoid Parrot
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Doesn't open the Refrigerator all the way In case someone stands behind the door

Doesn't open the Refrigerator all the way In case someone stands behind the door Paranoid Parrot
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zip up jeans after making absolutely sure wang is tucked far, far away

zip up jeans after making absolutely sure wang is tucked far, far away Paranoid Parrot
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