Paranoid Parrot

Dead Air on radio for a couple minutes Zombie Apocalypse

Dead Air on radio for a couple minutes Zombie Apocalypse  Paranoid Parrot

my boyfriend hasn't responded to any of my texts since last night. he must be angry or dead. or both.

my boyfriend hasn't responded to any of my texts since last night.  he must be angry or dead.

or both.  Paranoid Parrot

Playing Sims Saves every five minutes to make sure no family progress is lost, and saves twice before major events.

Playing Sims Saves every five minutes to make sure no family progress is lost, and saves twice before major events.  Paranoid Parrot

Drank a glass of water after brushing better brush again

Drank a glass of water after brushing better brush again  Paranoid Parrot

Must clear browsing history before leaving the house In case I die while I'm out and someone inherits the computer

Must clear browsing history before leaving the house In case I die while I'm out and someone inherits the computer  Paranoid Parrot

Lives alone still uses incognito

Lives alone still uses incognito  Paranoid Parrot

Gets a girls number off facebook Checks the number a 100 times to make sure its right on phone before texting

Gets a girls number off facebook Checks the number a 100 times to make sure its right on phone before texting  Paranoid Parrot

checks facebook status after 49er joke two likes

checks facebook status after 49er joke two likes  Paranoid Parrot

"all right class, the majority of you did pretty well on this test". well i must have failed then

Old links are blue again Glitch in the matrix

Old links are blue again Glitch in the matrix  Paranoid Parrot
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