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Paranoid Parrot

Shampooing hair in the shower Keep one eye open so murderer can't sneak in

Shampooing hair in the shower Keep one eye open so murderer can't sneak in Paranoid Parrot
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Accidentally upvoted. Immediately cancelled. Convinced someone saw it and judged.

Accidentally upvoted. Immediately cancelled. Convinced someone saw it and judged. Paranoid Parrot
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cheap toilet paper in guest bathroom parents want me to have bad hygiene so gf wont go down on me in their house

cheap toilet paper in guest bathroom parents want me to have bad hygiene so gf wont go down on me in their house Paranoid Parrot
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Teammate keeps asking how I'm doing after significant injury Wants to take my starting spot

Teammate keeps asking how I'm doing after significant injury Wants to take my starting spot Paranoid Parrot
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Not sure if post contains spoilers STOP READING

Not sure if post contains spoilers STOP READING Paranoid Parrot
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Takes a shower Wears bathingsuit

Takes a shower Wears bathingsuit Paranoid Parrot
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Grabs shopping list out of pocket OH GOD they think I'm stealing

Grabs shopping list out of pocket OH GOD they think I'm stealing Paranoid Parrot
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Heard nothing from your secret santa and it's three days until the shipping deadline? You're not getting a present.

Heard nothing from your secret santa and it's three days until the shipping deadline? You're not getting a present. Paranoid Parrot
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"better close the closet so the monsters don't come out lol" is completely serious
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No smiley faces in text They hate me

No smiley faces in text They hate me Paranoid Parrot
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