Paranoid Parrot

what if one of those eggs has a chick in it

what if one of those eggs has a chick in it  Paranoid Parrot

Accidental nudity on internet while browsing at work Fired tomorrow Caption 3 goes here

Accidental nudity on internet while browsing at work Fired tomorrow Caption 3 goes here  Paranoid Parrot

parks car in 1st gear and leaves Goes back to pull the handbrake if car self-ignites

parks car in 1st gear and leaves Goes back to pull the handbrake if car self-ignites  Paranoid Parrot

leaves for class 30 mins early lives on campus

leaves for class 30 mins early lives on campus   Paranoid Parrot

someone says a joke you don't get to someone else must be secret code they use when they're talking about you

someone says a joke you don't get to someone else must be secret code they use when they're talking about you  Paranoid Parrot

Throw away 5 yr old Gas bill will need it later.

Throw away 5 yr old Gas bill will need it later.
  Paranoid Parrot

i bought a $300 putter i'll have it for a day before it's stolen

i bought a $300 putter i'll have it for a day before it's stolen  Paranoid Parrot

Walk by elementary school during recess RAPIST

Walk by elementary school during recess RAPIST  Paranoid Parrot

"this YouTube video is funny" glances over at friend to see if he's laughing too.

he liked her status. they're in love!

he liked her status. they're in love!  Paranoid Parrot
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