Paranoid Parrot

Going to the dentist what if he asks me stuff?

Going to the dentist what if he asks me stuff?  Paranoid Parrot

wrap blanket around my neck protected from vampires

wrap blanket around my neck protected from vampires  Paranoid Parrot

Ask anonymous question on tumblr check to make sure it's actually anonymous and worry for 20 minutes afterwards

Ask anonymous question on tumblr check to make sure it's actually anonymous and worry for 20 minutes afterwards  Paranoid Parrot

Same Car Follows me all the way home Keeps driving

Same Car Follows me all the way home Keeps driving  Paranoid Parrot

Reads umkc safety alert chooses path lit by blue emergency poles

Reads umkc safety alert chooses path lit by blue emergency poles  Paranoid Parrot

Reads this mems Goes to check front door.

Reads this mems Goes to check front door.  Paranoid Parrot

Roommate mutters something under his breath Good bye cruel world

Roommate mutters something under his breath Good bye cruel world  Paranoid Parrot

Check if novelty account and think of every movie plot in existence

Check if novelty account and think of every movie plot in existence  Paranoid Parrot

Masterbating Cover web cam with blu-tac. NSA might be watching.

Masterbating Cover web cam with blu-tac. NSA might be watching.  Paranoid Parrot

kyle parrot's true form

kyle parrot's true form  Paranoid Parrot
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