Paranoid Parrot

When peeing in toilet aim away from the water Somebody's listening...

When peeing in toilet aim away from the water Somebody's listening...  Paranoid Parrot

One less friend on Facebook Everyone hates me.

One less friend on Facebook Everyone hates me.  Paranoid Parrot

alone in house. fart loud the govt is listening

alone in house. fart loud the govt is listening  Paranoid Parrot

alone in house hear noise im gunna die

alone in house hear noise im gunna die  Paranoid Parrot

feel slightly nauseated fuck, i'm pregnant

feel slightly nauseated fuck, i'm pregnant  Paranoid Parrot

get out of car push the lock button 5 times

get out of car push the lock button 5 times  Paranoid Parrot

Hasn't had relationship in two years I guess I'm the new forever alone guy

Hasn't had relationship in two years I guess I'm the new forever alone guy  Paranoid Parrot

Mom sees me in my room with laptop she thinks i'm fapping

Mom sees me in my room with laptop  she thinks i'm fapping  Paranoid Parrot

Bad stomach pains "AM I GONNA DIE?!"

Bad stomach pains

Only person in theater watching movie Oh Hell No

Only person in theater watching movie Oh Hell No  Paranoid Parrot
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