Paranoid Parrot

Glimpse reflection at night Oh God, It's a mugger

Glimpse reflection at night Oh God,
It's a mugger  Paranoid Parrot

Hits a pothole oh my god i'm a murderer

Hits a pothole oh my god i'm a murderer  Paranoid Parrot

parrot is smart and parrot says There will not be ay specialization code :(

parrot is smart and parrot says There will not be ay specialization code :(  Paranoid Parrot

boyfriend makes any facial expression he's lying

boyfriend makes any facial expression he's lying  Paranoid Parrot

Sends a text about someone checks phone twice to make sure text didn't go to 'someone'

Sends a text about someone checks phone twice to make sure text didn't go to 'someone'  Paranoid Parrot

Having awesome luck lately the world has to be ending, i am not this lucky

Having awesome luck lately the world has to be ending, i am not this lucky  Paranoid Parrot

one way street better look both ways

one way street better look both ways  Paranoid Parrot

Wants to open NSFW picture while at work checks hallway and windows twice

Wants to open NSFW picture while at work checks hallway and windows twice  Paranoid Parrot

Helicopter hovers over house for a couple of seconds They finally traced all of my pirating

Helicopter hovers over house for a couple of seconds They finally traced all of my pirating  Paranoid Parrot

Post first comment to Reddit Obsessively check karma to see if I'm reddit-approved

Post first comment to Reddit Obsessively check karma to see if I'm reddit-approved  Paranoid Parrot
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