Paranoid Parrot

"hey, can i use your computer?" "Sure, one sec." Runs CCleaner 6 times

TYPE EMAIL ADDRESS FOR THE FIRST TIME GO THROUGH LETTER BY LETTER SIX TIMES TO BE SURE IT'S RIGHT

TYPE EMAIL ADDRESS FOR THE FIRST TIME  GO THROUGH LETTER BY LETTER SIX TIMES TO BE SURE IT'S RIGHT  Paranoid Parrot

Keep thinking phone on table is going off actually just tv's reflection on the screen

Keep thinking phone on table is going off actually just tv's reflection on the screen  Paranoid Parrot

type password quickly while looking around even when the room is empty

type password quickly while looking around even when the room is empty  Paranoid Parrot

Doesn't trust the back button Retypes the URL

Doesn't trust the back button Retypes the URL  Paranoid Parrot

Put hand on chest to feel heartbeat OMG im dead

Put hand on chest to feel heartbeat OMG im dead  Paranoid Parrot

Knows exactly what DVD he just put in the Netflix slip Pulls the DVD out to double check

Knows exactly what DVD he just put in the Netflix slip Pulls the DVD out to double check  Paranoid Parrot

Walks into room Instabtly finds all possible escape routes

Walks into room Instabtly finds all possible escape routes  Paranoid Parrot

New to Reddit and about to post a meme Thinks it's a repost and doesn't make it

New to Reddit and about to post a meme Thinks it's a repost and doesn't make it  Paranoid Parrot

goes to walmart browses peopleofwalmart.com for 2 hours afterwords to make sure picture isn't there

goes to walmart browses peopleofwalmart.com for 2 hours afterwords to make sure picture isn't there  Paranoid Parrot
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