Paranoid Parrot

think of a good cakeday post can't wait. someone will steal it

think of a good cakeday post can't wait.
someone will steal it  Paranoid Parrot

Someone you don't know rings the doorbell Call the cops Caption 3 goes here

Someone you don't know rings the doorbell Call the cops Caption 3 goes here  Paranoid Parrot

someone farts in class oh god they think it was me

someone farts in class oh god they think it was me  Paranoid Parrot

cashier asks for id what if she thinks i don't look like my id?!

cashier asks for id what if she thinks i don't look like my id?!  Paranoid Parrot

Sore throat Cancer

Sore throat Cancer  Paranoid Parrot

When Google releases it self-driven car the the public Will it track everywhere you go and send that data to google?

When Google releases it self-driven car the the public Will it track everywhere you go and send that data to google?  Paranoid Parrot

find unexplained bruise on body "oh my god i was drugged and raped last night"

find unexplained bruise on body

Pass fire truck while speeding Slow down because they might call the cops

Pass fire truck while speeding Slow down because they might call the cops  Paranoid Parrot

just fapped better erase history 3 times

just fapped better erase history 3 times  Paranoid Parrot

Posting something to Reddit Rechecks every word and sentence 20 times for spelling and grammatical errors

Posting something to Reddit Rechecks every word and sentence 20 times for spelling and grammatical errors  Paranoid Parrot
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