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POSTS A COMMENT RELOADS PAGE AND SORTS COMMENTS BY "NEW" TO CHECK IF IT'S THERE

POSTS A COMMENT RELOADS PAGE AND SORTS COMMENTS BY
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Friend asks when the narwhal bacons they know

Friend asks when the narwhal bacons they know Paranoid Parrot
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lost extra hotel room key murderer found it and is under my bed

lost extra hotel room key murderer found it and is under my bed Paranoid Parrot
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Writes an amazing essay by yourself "What if someone thinks this is plagiarized"

Writes an amazing essay by yourself
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neighbor gets a new van with tinted windows stop using phone

neighbor gets a new van with tinted windows stop using phone Paranoid Parrot
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Spent too long walking to the bathroom now everyone thinks i was pooping

Spent too long walking to the bathroom now everyone thinks i was pooping Paranoid Parrot
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phone is already on silent? better put it on airplane mode

phone is already on silent? better put it on airplane mode Paranoid Parrot
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doesn't sleep naked afraid bugs will crawl in vagina and lay eggs

doesn't sleep naked afraid bugs will crawl in vagina and lay eggs Paranoid Parrot
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Celebrity replied to my tweet Better double check my timeline for tweets that might cast me in an unfavorable light in case they read the past 2 years of my tweets

Celebrity replied to my tweet Better double check my timeline for tweets that might cast me in an unfavorable light in case they read the past 2 years of my tweets Paranoid Parrot
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requires proof of degree from university has degree. scared university wont provide proof

requires proof of degree from university has degree. scared university wont provide proof Paranoid Parrot
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