Paranoid Parrot

Your bed makes a sound my parents think i'm jacking off

Your bed makes a sound my parents think i'm jacking off  Paranoid Parrot

Typing important essay Press save 5 times in a row

Typing important essay Press save 5 times in a row  Paranoid Parrot

wears a condom pulls out anyway

wears a condom pulls out anyway  Paranoid Parrot

Getting sent home early the first time since starting work Oh god i'm fired.

Getting sent home early the first time since starting work Oh god i'm fired.  Paranoid Parrot

slight throat discomfort better google throat cancer symptoms

slight throat discomfort  better google throat cancer symptoms  Paranoid Parrot

"No base" SHITSHITSHIT

friend doesn't immediately respond to chat she hates me

friend doesn't immediately respond to chat she hates me   Paranoid Parrot

About to text mom make sure auto correct is off

About to text mom make sure auto correct is off  Paranoid Parrot

Want to make meme about school What if they recognize my screen name?

Want to make meme about school What if they recognize my screen name?  Paranoid Parrot

DARK CLOUDS AND RAIN TORNADO

DARK CLOUDS AND RAIN TORNADO  Paranoid Parrot
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