Paranoid Parrot

followed by crown vic cop

followed by crown vic cop  Paranoid Parrot

Car behind you turns on signal right after you do They're following you

Car behind you turns on signal right after you do They're following you  Paranoid Parrot

girlfriend hasnt texted back in 10 mins shes getting pounded by a giant cock

girlfriend hasnt texted back in 10 mins shes getting pounded by a giant cock  Paranoid Parrot

third guess yourself after locking car door already second guessed

third guess yourself after locking car door already second guessed  Paranoid Parrot

Someone coming up stairs HIDE

Someone coming up stairs HIDE  Paranoid Parrot

has two beers at work christmas party attends aa meeting the next morning

has two beers at work christmas party attends aa meeting the next morning  Paranoid Parrot

someone walks over, stands for a few seconds then leaves they farted

someone walks over, stands for a few seconds then leaves they farted  Paranoid Parrot

Leave phone in bathroom RUN back to get it

Leave phone in bathroom RUN back to get it  Paranoid Parrot

ACCIDENTALY USE SISTERS TOOTHBRUSH... oh my god what have i done? accidental incest..

ACCIDENTALY USE SISTERS TOOTHBRUSH... oh my god what have i done?
accidental incest..  Paranoid Parrot

Find Coffee bean in sugar bowl ASSASSINATION ATTEMPT!

Find Coffee bean 
in sugar bowl ASSASSINATION ATTEMPT!  Paranoid Parrot
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