Paranoid Parrot

sneeze once i have the swine flu

sneeze once i have the swine flu  Paranoid Parrot

receive phone call while fapping they saw me

receive phone call while fapping they saw me  Paranoid Parrot

POLLY WANT A CRACKER ... OR IS HE LYING

POLLY WANT A CRACKER ... OR IS HE LYING  Paranoid Parrot

guess the bottom of a courage wolf correctly im becoming his minion

guess the bottom of a courage wolf correctly im becoming his minion  Paranoid Parrot

turn off the lights in basement The basement is now dark

turn off the lights in basement The basement is now dark  Paranoid Parrot

Hears sirens Frantically searches for hiding spot, wonders what crime you commited

Hears sirens Frantically searches for hiding spot, wonders what crime you commited  Paranoid Parrot

Talks shit about a client after a call repeatedly checks for a dial tone to make sure the client isn't still on

Talks shit about a client after a call repeatedly checks for a dial tone to make sure the client isn't still on  Paranoid Parrot

Reads over every terms of service agreement ever accepted To see if the company offers a prize

Reads over every terms of service agreement ever accepted To see if the company offers a prize  Paranoid Parrot

Posts on Reddit keep getting instantly downvoted must be the ex

Posts on Reddit keep getting instantly downvoted must be the ex  Paranoid Parrot

50,000 blocks away from spawn, near bedrock Better crouch so they don't see my name

50,000 blocks away from spawn, near bedrock Better crouch so they don't see my name  Paranoid Parrot
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