Paranoid Parrot

Never post images of self They'll know

Never post images of self They'll know  Paranoid Parrot

can't post a meme I made on reddit because i'm afraid the person it's about will see it

can't post a meme I made on reddit because i'm afraid the person it's about will see it  Paranoid Parrot

Parent's phone buzzes right after I text a friend they're monitoring my texts!

Parent's phone buzzes right after I text a friend they're monitoring my texts!  Paranoid Parrot

Add a space at the end of an instant message to make sure that the last word is spelled right

Add a space at the end of an instant message to make sure that the last word is spelled right  Paranoid Parrot

looks in car window sees ex girlfriend in all cars

looks in car window sees ex girlfriend in all cars  Paranoid Parrot

Friend gives you an aspirin for your headache. Pocket it and pretend to take it.

Friend gives you an aspirin for your headache. Pocket it and pretend to take it.  Paranoid Parrot

reads about prism surveillance program in the news I FREAKING KNEW IT

reads about prism surveillance program in the news I FREAKING KNEW IT  Paranoid Parrot

Feeling a little more tired than usual today AIDS

Feeling a little more tired than usual today AIDS  Paranoid Parrot

eu lambo cus e gosto muito!!!

eu lambo cus e gosto muito!!!  Paranoid Parrot

Girlfriend's stomach hurts a bit Must be pregnant

Girlfriend's stomach hurts a bit Must be pregnant  Paranoid Parrot
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