Paranoid Parrot

BANKER CALLS I LOST MONEY

BANKER CALLS
 I LOST MONEY  Paranoid Parrot

No seemingly nice young couple, I will not come round for coffee. They want to use me in a sex game, then burn me in the bath.

No seemingly nice young couple, I will not come round for coffee. They want to use me in a sex game, then burn me in the bath.  Paranoid Parrot

Room mate is in class, "Time to fap" what if he ditched today?

Room mate is in class,

Withdraw money from bank Constantly check wallet is still there

Withdraw money from bank Constantly check wallet is still there  Paranoid Parrot

Sees mindfuck image Instantly checks url to see if it's not . gif

Sees mindfuck image  Instantly checks url to see if it's not . gif   Paranoid Parrot

pops zit with safety pin AIDS

pops zit with safety pin AIDS  Paranoid Parrot

downvote?! The government is watching me They don't want anyone to know

downvote?! The government is watching me They don't want anyone to know  Paranoid Parrot

Burial urn : empty but is it, really ?

Burial urn : empty but is it, really ?  Paranoid Parrot

get same letters 3 times in arow know you're doing something wrong

get same letters 3 times in arow know you're doing something wrong  Paranoid Parrot

lost car key shit what if it quantum tunneled

lost car key shit what if it quantum tunneled  Paranoid Parrot
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