Paranoid Parrot

fapping at home looks out the window at every little noise

fapping at home looks out the window at every little noise  Paranoid Parrot

Throw handful of things away something was important

Throw handful of things away something was important  Paranoid Parrot

put iphone in pocket tap pocket to see if it's still there

put iphone in pocket tap pocket to see if it's still there  Paranoid Parrot

Group of people behind me Oh god im about to be jumped

Group of people behind me Oh god im about to be jumped  Paranoid Parrot

Submit link to reddit submit link to facebook first to claim ownership in case someone steals my post

Submit link to reddit submit link to facebook first to claim ownership in case someone steals my post  Paranoid Parrot

hear someone's watch beep in class so this is how it ends...

hear someone's watch beep in class so this is how it ends...  Paranoid Parrot

walks past elderly man in broad daylight imagines every way he could kill you

walks past elderly man in broad daylight imagines every way he could kill you  Paranoid Parrot

Types password in username box has to reset all of his passwords

Types password in username box has to reset all of his passwords  Paranoid Parrot

It's been 15 minutes since i ordered pizza They must have the wrong address

It's been 15 minutes since i ordered pizza They must have the wrong address   Paranoid Parrot

Friends start liking all your pictures Something is going on

Friends start liking all your pictures Something is going on  Paranoid Parrot
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