Paranoid Parrot

forgot to turn off coffee pot before i left home house is probably on fire now

forgot to turn off coffee pot before i left home house is probably on fire now  Paranoid Parrot

Sees one ant in his room "Oh damn their are ants all over me"

Sees one ant in his room

walks by a random stranger ADRENALINE RUSH!

walks by a random stranger ADRENALINE RUSH!  Paranoid Parrot

Doesn't upload picture of self to reddit I might become a meme

Doesn't upload picture of self to reddit I might become a meme  Paranoid Parrot

Stores something valuable in car. Worries about car being broken into

Stores something valuable in car. Worries about car being broken into  Paranoid Parrot

Make post on reddit Check spelling and grammar over 50 times for errors

Make post on reddit Check spelling and grammar over 50 times for errors  Paranoid Parrot

up by 14 with 15.9 seconds left too early to start celebrating

up by 14 with 15.9 seconds left too early to start celebrating  Paranoid Parrot

Saves project to flash drive double checks file 5 times to make sure it's still there

Saves project to flash drive double checks file 5 times to make sure it's still there  Paranoid Parrot

ash cigarette in the toilet bowl afraid shit will catch fire

ash cigarette in the toilet bowl afraid shit will catch fire  Paranoid Parrot

Drives by cop while drinking can of soda hides can for fear of being pulled over for DUI

Drives by cop while drinking can of soda hides can for fear of being pulled over for DUI  Paranoid Parrot
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