Paranoid Parrot

Walk away from desk to get coffee Close lid on laptop

Walk away from desk to get coffee Close lid on laptop  Paranoid Parrot

Sneezes into hands Hopes no one noticed you wiped it on pants

Sneezes into hands Hopes no one noticed you wiped it on pants  Paranoid Parrot

At home: Stay up all night vacation: Mom tell me to go to bet at nine

At home: Stay up all night vacation: Mom tell me to go to bet at nine  Paranoid Parrot

go outside at night, hear strange noise aliens

go outside at night, hear strange noise aliens  Paranoid Parrot

Lying still in bed, small itch on left leg fatal spider bite imminent

Lying still in bed, small itch on left leg fatal spider bite imminent  Paranoid Parrot

board PLANE BEGIN TO PLAN OUT WILL

board PLANE BEGIN TO PLAN OUT WILL  Paranoid Parrot

Mom needs to borrow the laptop Delete Web History

Mom needs to borrow the laptop Delete Web History  Paranoid Parrot

put phone in unusual pocket; forget i've been mugged

put phone in unusual pocket; forget i've been mugged  Paranoid Parrot

dont remember changing the channel on tv its a ghost

dont remember changing the channel on tv its a ghost  Paranoid Parrot

accidentily clicked on his dating proflie oh god he is going to kill me

accidentily clicked on his dating proflie oh god he is going to kill me  Paranoid Parrot
Like us for More!