Paranoid Parrot

friend tells me to delete history on his computer dont delete the history

friend tells me to delete history on his computer  dont delete the history   Paranoid Parrot

Neighbor unexpectedly comes over to borrow a saw they know

Neighbor unexpectedly comes over to borrow a saw they know  Paranoid Parrot

Roomates sleeping upstairs Tiptoe to the bathroom

Roomates sleeping upstairs Tiptoe to the bathroom  Paranoid Parrot

i hope i don't die right now

i hope i don't die right now  Paranoid Parrot

Account is logged out when I check reddit better log out all sessions and change the password

Account is logged out when I check reddit better log out all sessions and change the password  Paranoid Parrot

Sees that his automatic wipers are going faster than cars around him Manually makes them slower to not seem blind

Sees that his automatic wipers are going faster than cars around him Manually makes them slower to not seem blind
  Paranoid Parrot

Cop is 5 cars up from me Fuck

Cop is 5 cars up from me Fuck  Paranoid Parrot

Submitting online homework assignment? Better click the submit button eight times, just in case.

Submitting online homework assignment? Better click the submit button eight times, just in case.  Paranoid Parrot

Just typed out a text Better read it 10 times before sending

Just typed out a text Better read it 10 times before sending  Paranoid Parrot

Heard a sound at 12 AM? Better write my will

Heard a sound at 12 AM? Better write my will  Paranoid Parrot
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