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Paranoid Parrot

i dont want to close my eyes while washing my hair because a monster will suddenly appear and kill me

i dont want to close my eyes while washing my hair because a monster will suddenly appear and kill me Paranoid Parrot
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Inhales hard after a fart "Nobody will know of my release"

Inhales hard after a fart
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i like their posts but they never like mine stalker

i like their posts but they never like mine stalker Paranoid Parrot
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Boss in a meeting with Higher-ups i'm getting fired

Boss in a meeting with Higher-ups i'm getting fired Paranoid Parrot
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Takes screenshot and deletes it two months ago Still worried that a SWAT team will break their door down

Takes screenshot and deletes it two months ago Still worried that a SWAT team will break their door down Paranoid Parrot
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doesn't text back immediately she's banging someone else

doesn't text back immediately she's banging someone else Paranoid Parrot
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A short gust of wind blows past "the devil has come for me"

A short gust of wind blows past
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Home alone when the doorbell rings i'm about to get robbed.

Home alone when the doorbell rings i'm about to get robbed. Paranoid Parrot
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see other customer put back box of cookies they poisoned it

see other customer put back box of cookies they poisoned it Paranoid Parrot
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RUN DOWN HILL AND CAN'T STOP I'M GOING TO TRIP AND DIE

RUN DOWN HILL AND CAN'T STOP I'M GOING TO TRIP AND DIE Paranoid Parrot
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