Paranoid Parrot

someone honks their horn they're trying to tell me something. my trunk must be open. i left something on the roof. what are you trying to tell me?!

someone honks their horn they're trying to tell me something. my trunk must be open. i left something on the roof. what are you trying to tell me?!  Paranoid Parrot

a male adult is near my child? he must be a pedophile!

a male adult is near my child? he must be a pedophile!  Paranoid Parrot

"security: camera on section 9 please" oh god. what did I do?

Eyes tear up from yawning Fake yawns repeatedly so people know why

Eyes tear up from yawning Fake yawns repeatedly so people know why  Paranoid Parrot

Saw prometheus every jar contains a four foot long parasitic snake

Saw prometheus every jar contains a four foot long parasitic snake  Paranoid Parrot

shouldn't have given out username ashley's gonna stalk me

shouldn't have given out username ashley's gonna stalk me   Paranoid Parrot

1 new comment? oh god. i hope i used correct grammar

1 new comment? oh god. i hope i used correct grammar  Paranoid Parrot

THINKS OF A BRILLIANT COMIC IDEA nO, SOMEONE ELSE MUST HAVE ALREADY POSTED SOMETHING SIMILAR

THINKS OF A BRILLIANT COMIC IDEA nO, SOMEONE ELSE MUST HAVE ALREADY POSTED SOMETHING SIMILAR  Paranoid Parrot

Made mistake on captcha now my computer thinks im a robot

Made mistake on captcha now my computer thinks im a robot  Paranoid Parrot

Singing alone in car Check phone to make sure you didn't buttdial anyone

Singing alone in car Check phone to make sure you didn't  buttdial anyone  Paranoid Parrot
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