Paranoid Parrot

fap mom gets home: go all 'nam into the bathroom

fap mom gets home: go all 'nam into the bathroom  Paranoid Parrot

Adel doesn't text me for a few hours adel has new best friend

Adel doesn't text me for a few hours adel has new best friend  Paranoid Parrot

Not invited to chats There all laughing at me

Not invited to chats There all laughing at me  Paranoid Parrot

check personal email at work. close tab. keylogger software

check personal email at work. close tab. keylogger software  Paranoid Parrot

walk through lingerie section of department store they think im a rapist.

walk through lingerie section of department store they think im a rapist.   Paranoid Parrot

Going to start with a new number make sure to clear five times

Going to start with a new number make sure to clear five times  Paranoid Parrot

driving through car wash checks windows ten times

driving through car wash checks windows ten times  Paranoid Parrot

Uses intelligent words in a Reddit comment checks the dictionary to make sure he is using them correctly

Uses intelligent words in a Reddit comment checks the dictionary to make sure he is using them correctly  Paranoid Parrot

The man banging shingles on the roof of my house just called me a paranoid freak In Morse Code

The man banging shingles on the roof of my house just called me a paranoid freak In Morse Code  Paranoid Parrot

Woman coughs on the bus Supervirus

Woman coughs on the bus Supervirus  Paranoid Parrot
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