Paranoid Parrot

Home alone, and will be all night still locks bathroom door

Home alone, and will be all night still locks bathroom door  Paranoid Parrot

she must be pregnant

she must be pregnant  Paranoid Parrot

Overhear friends talking about Recession the economy or my hairline?

Overhear friends talking about Recession the economy or my hairline?  Paranoid Parrot

We held hands Better go to confession

We held hands Better go to confession  Paranoid Parrot

Leaves house, walks to bus stop walks back to house to check the door is shut

Leaves house, walks to bus stop walks back to house to check the door is shut  Paranoid Parrot

Hears exotic animals on the loose, stays inside all week lives four states away

Hears exotic animals on the loose, stays inside all week lives four states away  Paranoid Parrot

finished fapping what if family dog is attracted to area where fapping occured

finished fapping what if family dog is attracted to area where fapping occured   Paranoid Parrot

fail at squishing bug he's coming back for me

fail at squishing bug he's coming back for me  Paranoid Parrot

Crush is a redditor Probably judging everything I post

Crush is a redditor Probably judging everything I post  Paranoid Parrot

sica dale colate a crobar no pudeo, me mira el patoba

sica dale colate a crobar no pudeo, me mira el patoba  Paranoid Parrot
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