Paranoid Parrot

me encaro un traba me va a violar

me encaro un traba me va a violar  Paranoid Parrot

use hand sanitizer sanitize again

use hand sanitizer sanitize again  Paranoid Parrot

CAR SLOWS DOWN BESIDE YOU IT'S A DRIVE BY

CAR SLOWS DOWN BESIDE YOU IT'S A DRIVE BY  Paranoid Parrot

Masturbating in room close all curtains and lock the doors just incase

Masturbating in room close all curtains and lock the doors just incase  Paranoid Parrot

didn't see it save in pokemon after catching a legendary? Better save 3 more times

didn't see it save in pokemon after catching a legendary? Better save 3 more times   Paranoid Parrot

suspects shady figure walking behind him might try to mug him even though there are several other people on the street what if they're all in on it!

suspects shady figure walking behind him might try to mug him even though there are several other people on the street what if they're all in on it!  Paranoid Parrot

Gets fried rice checks for dead animal

Gets fried rice checks for dead animal  Paranoid Parrot

wrote 748 lines of very complicated code Everything built, ran, and worked as expected

wrote 748 lines of very complicated code Everything built, ran, and worked as expected  Paranoid Parrot

Turning on your laptop in public? Better turn the volume down to 00, mute and plug in your headset, just in case..

Turning on your laptop in public? Better turn the volume down to 00, mute and plug in your headset, just in case..  Paranoid Parrot

cat meows at the wall in the middle of the night for no reason. my house is haunted

cat meows at the wall in the middle of the night for no reason. my house is haunted  Paranoid Parrot
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