Paranoid Parrot

Power Goes Out North Korea

Power Goes Out North Korea  Paranoid Parrot

Changes date on an assignment to pass in so my teacher doesnt think I procrastinate

Changes date on an assignment to pass in so my teacher doesnt think I procrastinate   Paranoid Parrot

lives in own apartment by himself better lock the door to the bathroom

lives in own apartment by himself better lock the door to the bathroom  Paranoid Parrot

coughs while watching contagion "Im gonna die"

coughs while watching contagion

send in two job applications to the same business just incase

send in two job applications to the same business just incase  Paranoid Parrot

see same guy in an isle twice undercover security thinks i'm stealing

see same guy in an isle twice undercover security thinks i'm stealing  Paranoid Parrot

Big Rig next to car on the freeway I'm going to die

Big Rig next to car on the freeway I'm going to die  Paranoid Parrot

Downvotes own post so as to appear unbiased

Downvotes own post so as to appear unbiased   Paranoid Parrot

DOWNload speed on torrents slows down all at the same time "Oh god, they finally found me!"

DOWNload speed on torrents slows down all at the same time

Chest pain I have lung cancer

Chest pain I have lung cancer  Paranoid Parrot
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