Paranoid Parrot

Hear a noise in the dark ZOMBIES!

Hear a noise in the dark ZOMBIES!  Paranoid Parrot

Rent a car buy insurance on the insurance

Rent a car buy insurance on the insurance  Paranoid Parrot

Come home from vacation House looks too much like the way i left it. hmmm.

Come home from vacation House looks too much like the way i left it. hmmm.  Paranoid Parrot

See people planking THEY'VE BEEN SHOT!!

See people planking THEY'VE BEEN SHOT!!  Paranoid Parrot

Taking forever on the water temple I'm so stupid!

Taking forever on the water temple I'm so stupid!  Paranoid Parrot

a stranger waves they want to steal my organs

a stranger waves they want to steal my organs  Paranoid Parrot

MICROSOFT THEY'RE LISTENING IN

MICROSOFT THEY'RE LISTENING IN  Paranoid Parrot

Driving behind Same car For past two miles he thinks I'm following him

Driving behind Same car For past two miles he thinks I'm following him  Paranoid Parrot

My Name's aoife Not iofe

My Name's aoife Not iofe  Paranoid Parrot

Sleeps with fan on Fan death

Sleeps with fan on Fan death  Paranoid Parrot
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