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Paranoid Parrot

write essay use shitload of adjectives

write essay use shitload of adjectives Paranoid Parrot
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Say the word "peado" Oh god, wez is behind me

Say the word
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Car has been following you for 3 blocks Gonna die

Car has been following you for 3 blocks Gonna die Paranoid Parrot
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heard about someone passing away on facebook i'm next!

heard about someone passing away on facebook i'm next! Paranoid Parrot
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I can't read about rare diseases Because I might find out that I have one

I can't read about rare diseases Because I might find out that I have one Paranoid Parrot
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OFFICE DOOR CODE DOESN'T WORK THE FIRST TIME I ENTER IT I'VE BEEN FIRED AND THEY'RE LOCKING ME OUT

OFFICE DOOR CODE DOESN'T WORK THE FIRST TIME I ENTER IT I'VE BEEN FIRED AND THEY'RE LOCKING ME OUT Paranoid Parrot
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Hears somebody knocking on the front door must be the cops

Hears somebody knocking on the front door must be the cops Paranoid Parrot
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begins to masturbate but looks into webcam and remembers hackers can look into webcam turns computer around

begins to masturbate but looks into webcam and remembers hackers can look into webcam turns computer around Paranoid Parrot
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Orders the salad instead of the soup Lies awake at night wondering about the soup that got away

Orders the salad instead of the soup Lies awake at night wondering about the soup that got away Paranoid Parrot
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.0001% chance of skynet becoming self-aware IRL Destroy all the computers

.0001% chance of skynet becoming self-aware IRL Destroy all the computers Paranoid Parrot
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