Paranoid Parrot

Posts on Reddit Better stick around to make sure it doesn't get downvoted

Posts on Reddit Better stick around to make sure it doesn't get downvoted  Paranoid Parrot

once slept with "infertile" friend she's now pregnant on facebook

once slept with

Hear sound at 3am Its a murderer

Hear sound at 3am Its a murderer   Paranoid Parrot

moving from one room to another turn on next light before shutting off first light

moving from one room to another turn on next light before shutting off first light  Paranoid Parrot

Post Thread, ten minutes later no one replies Everyone hates me.

Post Thread, ten minutes later no one replies Everyone hates me.  Paranoid Parrot

He offered me coffee on an elevator Wants to rape me

He offered me coffee on an elevator Wants to rape me  Paranoid Parrot

arrives an hour early to a group meeting

arrives an hour early to a group meeting  Paranoid Parrot

Going home while high always think i'm being followed

Going home while high always think i'm being followed  Paranoid Parrot

No friends answering their phones? Secret party.

No friends answering their phones? Secret party.  Paranoid Parrot

come onto roxy too much oh god she knows im a guy

come onto roxy too much oh god she knows im a guy  Paranoid Parrot
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