Paranoid Parrot

See Friend in Dream Stealing my Secrets

See Friend in Dream Stealing my Secrets  Paranoid Parrot

look up from computer, accidentally see a child People must think i'm a pedophile

look up from computer, accidentally see a child People must think i'm a pedophile  Paranoid Parrot

See a fly while changing It has a camera attached to it

See a fly while changing It has a camera attached to it  Paranoid Parrot

Girl says she wants something from me, must secretly like me. Girl says she likes me, must secretly want something.

Girl says she wants something from me, must secretly like me.  Girl says she likes me, must secretly want something.   Paranoid Parrot

turns off the lights in the basement runs at the speed of light up the stairs

turns off the lights in the basement runs at the speed of light up the stairs  Paranoid Parrot

5yo son brings me some cards on father's day DIVOrce papers

5yo son brings me some cards on father's day DIVOrce papers  Paranoid Parrot

Doesn't see the urinals immediately after entering the bathroom Terrified that he's in the wrong one

Doesn't see the urinals immediately after entering the bathroom Terrified that he's in the wrong one  Paranoid Parrot

Small collision occur in the subway Better check all my pockets

Small collision occur in the subway Better check all my pockets  Paranoid Parrot

"Sure you can use my laptop to look something up" resets safari 3 times before handing it over

STOP MAKING FUN OF NORTH KOREA! YOU'RE GIVING THEM AN INCENTIVE!

STOP MAKING FUN OF NORTH KOREA! YOU'RE GIVING THEM AN INCENTIVE!  Paranoid Parrot
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