Paranoid Parrot

can't sign up for virgin mobile They'll know

can't sign up for virgin mobile They'll know  Paranoid Parrot

Boyfriend complains about strange dream he had had "you need to go to psychiatrist" Caption 3 goes here

Boyfriend complains about strange dream he had had

Set wallet on table at restaurant after server checks My id Minor panic attack because there's no familiar lump under my right buttcheek

Set wallet on table at restaurant after server checks My id Minor panic attack because there's no familiar lump under my right buttcheek  Paranoid Parrot

Hear a Plane Better check the news to make sure it isn't a terrorist attack.

Hear a Plane Better check the news to make sure it isn't a terrorist attack.  Paranoid Parrot

Rinse out nose with a bit of tap water and then go on internet See article about people dying from naegleria fowleri infection through tap water in nose

Rinse out nose with a bit of tap water and then go on internet See article about people dying from naegleria fowleri infection through tap water in nose  Paranoid Parrot

better cover my webcam just in case...

better cover my webcam just in case...  Paranoid Parrot

Just changed my tampon better check my panties

Just changed my tampon better check my panties  Paranoid Parrot

Hears noises while driving car is breaking down

Hears noises while driving car is breaking down  Paranoid Parrot

hit crosswalk button twice in a row better hit it again to be sure

hit crosswalk button twice in a row better hit it again to be sure  Paranoid Parrot

every time someone knocks on door it must be the cops

every time someone knocks on door it must be the cops  Paranoid Parrot
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