Paranoid Parrot

J- Lo : "Vegas to africa" BABIES FROM AFRICA?!

J- Lo :

Water from sink splashed on my pants. Oh my GOD. Everyone is gonna think I PISSED on myself!

Water from sink splashed on my pants. Oh my GOD. Everyone is gonna think I PISSED on myself!  Paranoid Parrot

No Wiper? Wipe harder.

No Wiper? Wipe harder.  Paranoid Parrot

Wants a straight razor shave Afraid of assassination

Wants a straight razor shave Afraid of assassination  Paranoid Parrot

Idea for meme to post to reddit Better hit google first

Idea for meme to post to reddit Better hit google first  Paranoid Parrot

Posting reddit link to Imgur Checks link 4 times first to make sure it works

Posting reddit link to Imgur Checks link 4 times first to make sure it works  Paranoid Parrot

Bill posted about people failing at Facebook or Twitter. Read whole thing carefully to see if it's something I've said or done before.

Bill posted about people failing at Facebook or Twitter. Read whole thing carefully to see if it's something I've said or done before.  Paranoid Parrot

Listening to music in headphones in an empty room Unplug multiple times to make sure no one hears it

Listening to music in headphones in an empty room Unplug multiple times to make sure no one hears it  Paranoid Parrot

I don't want a fleshlight i could get run over by a truck and my family would find it

I don't want a fleshlight i could get run over by a truck and my family would find it  Paranoid Parrot

Dealt with a NOPE Every little itch afterwards is one crawling on me

Dealt with a NOPE Every little itch afterwards is one crawling on me  Paranoid Parrot
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