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Paranoid Parrot

Kills 99.99% of germs? What if the remaining 0.01% kills me?

Kills 99.99% of germs? What if the remaining 0.01% kills me? Paranoid Parrot
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Gets same answer as the solutions manual on his own Messes it up on purposes so Professor doesn't think he cheated

Gets same answer as the solutions manual on his own Messes it up on purposes so Professor doesn't think he cheated Paranoid Parrot
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starts to masturbate in dorm room makes sure there's not even the slightest crack in the blinds

starts to masturbate in dorm room makes sure there's not even the slightest crack in the blinds Paranoid Parrot
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Reddit say's "you are beautiful" who put you up to this?

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Home alone still closes and locks bathroom door

Home alone still closes and locks bathroom door Paranoid Parrot
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Turns phone off Turns phone back on, switches to silent mode, turns phone off again

Turns phone off Turns phone back on, switches to silent mode, turns phone off again Paranoid Parrot
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Ceiling fan moves plastic bag on floor.... Ghost!

Ceiling fan moves plastic bag on floor.... Ghost! Paranoid Parrot
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romalya at cath, pag hindi pa kayo nagka-bf this year.. baka hindi nyo na ako makita forever! nagmamahal, -bird.

romalya at cath, pag hindi pa kayo nagka-bf this year.. baka hindi nyo na ako makita forever! nagmamahal, -bird. Paranoid Parrot
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about to send email check 10 times its not addressed to entire company

about to send email check 10 times its not addressed to entire company Paranoid Parrot
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Goes into haunted house Stays in the middle of the group

Goes into haunted house Stays in the middle of the group Paranoid Parrot
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