Paranoid Parrot

Watches Paranormal Activity I'm going to get possessed

Watches Paranormal Activity I'm going to get possessed  Paranoid Parrot

masterbate question own sexuality

masterbate question own sexuality  Paranoid Parrot

sign up for facebook Rapists are coming for me

sign up for facebook Rapists are coming for me  Paranoid Parrot

Gets girl back home She's winning her running bet with her friends

Gets girl back home She's winning her running bet with her friends  Paranoid Parrot

POWER OUTAGE IT'S PHILLIP RUSSEL

POWER OUTAGE IT'S PHILLIP RUSSEL  Paranoid Parrot

outside taking a walk singing your fav. song, someone is across the street dolphin dive into the bushes

outside taking a walk singing your fav. song, someone is across the street dolphin dive into the bushes  Paranoid Parrot

"Objects in mirror are closer than they appear." THINK HAPPY THOUGHTS

goes to work after studying all night people must think I'm high

goes to work after studying all night people must think I'm high  Paranoid Parrot

Sees one flash of lightning Unplugs all electronics

Sees one flash of lightning Unplugs all electronics  Paranoid Parrot

Needs to log in to Facebook Uses incognito mode to avoid unintended information sharing with other websites

Needs to log in to Facebook Uses incognito mode to avoid unintended information sharing with other websites   Paranoid Parrot
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