Paranoid Parrot

throws up once Oh god i'm pregnant

throws up once Oh god i'm pregnant  Paranoid Parrot

Wearing boxers with hole in the front My dick is going to fall out

Wearing boxers with hole in the front My dick is going to fall out  Paranoid Parrot

Left nuvaring in a few extra days so I could have vacation sex OMG I'm pregnant

Left nuvaring in a few extra days so I could have vacation sex OMG I'm pregnant  Paranoid Parrot

Get Headache... Brain Tumor

Get Headache... Brain Tumor  Paranoid Parrot

it's not that they don't notice my body flaws they're just too polite to mention them!

it's not that they don't notice my body flaws they're just too polite to mention them!  Paranoid Parrot

Eat a banana in public Everyone thinks I like to suck dick.

Eat a banana in public Everyone thinks I like to suck dick.   Paranoid Parrot

Recieving communion wine Can't take too long or they'll think I drank a lot

Recieving communion wine  Can't take too long or they'll think I drank a lot  Paranoid Parrot

Watches troll 2 OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD

Watches troll 2 OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD  Paranoid Parrot

new meds. arm itches oh god i have all the side effects

new meds. arm itches oh god i have all the side effects  Paranoid Parrot

I-CLICKER FLASHES GREEN FOR RECEIVED ANSWER STILL PRESSES THE BUTTON EIGHT MORE TIMES JUST IN CASE

I-CLICKER FLASHES GREEN FOR RECEIVED ANSWER STILL PRESSES THE BUTTON EIGHT MORE TIMES JUST IN CASE  Paranoid Parrot
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