Paranoid Parrot

Just put 10 singles in wallet takes it out and count a 3rd time

Just put 10 singles in wallet takes it out and count a 3rd time   Paranoid Parrot

wants to upvote post checks comments to make sure it's not a repost

wants to upvote post checks comments to make sure it's not a repost  Paranoid Parrot

asking for specific girl advice on omegle what if she is the "stranger"?

asking for specific girl advice on omegle what if she is the

sees same helicopter twice in one day searches for tracking device

sees same helicopter twice in one day searches for tracking device  Paranoid Parrot

Likes a girl Dosen't Fap for weeks just in case

Likes a girl Dosen't Fap for weeks just in case  Paranoid Parrot

asks for a water cup better fill it up with water so i don't get in trouble

asks for a water cup better fill it up with water  so i don't get in trouble  Paranoid Parrot

Just zipped my pants Better slyly swipe my hand over my crotch a few times to make sure

Just zipped my pants Better slyly swipe my hand over my crotch a few times to make sure  Paranoid Parrot

hear someone close their car door outside while fapping shut down computer, run to bathroom & turn on shower

hear someone close their car door outside while fapping shut down computer, run to bathroom & turn on shower
  Paranoid Parrot

Drinking Pepsi in the wam lab. Need to use the bathroom. Better take it with me so someone doesn't poison it.

Drinking Pepsi in the wam lab. Need to use the bathroom. Better take it with me so someone doesn't poison it.   Paranoid Parrot

look to see how much of her drink is left oh god she thinks i'm looking at her tits

look to see how much of her drink is left oh god she thinks i'm looking at her tits  Paranoid Parrot
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