Paranoid Parrot

Drop paper off at professor's office Someone's definitely going to take it

Drop paper off at professor's office Someone's definitely going to take it  Paranoid Parrot

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someone accidentaly touches you they are going to murder you

someone accidentaly touches you they are going to murder you  Paranoid Parrot

Hears plane going by It's carrying a bomb

Hears plane going by  It's carrying a bomb   Paranoid Parrot

KNOWS YOU HAS DAY OFF WORK BOSS IS GONNA ASK WHY I DIDN'T SHOW UP

KNOWS YOU HAS DAY OFF WORK BOSS IS GONNA ASK WHY I DIDN'T SHOW UP  Paranoid Parrot

Receives one downvote DELETE

Receives one downvote DELETE  Paranoid Parrot

Go into store with backpack Afraid they will search my backpack

Go into store with backpack Afraid they will search my backpack  Paranoid Parrot

just figured out how to check my messages and found ten that I'd never replied to. all these people must hate me

just figured out how to check my messages and found ten that I'd never replied to. all these people must hate me  Paranoid Parrot

car turns on same street i'm being followed

car turns on same street i'm being followed  Paranoid Parrot

Drink soda from a can while driving Everyone thinks you're drinking and driving.

Drink soda from a can while driving Everyone thinks you're drinking and driving.  Paranoid Parrot
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