Paranoid Parrot

itchy eyes from allergies while driving people next to me think i'm a pussy

itchy eyes from allergies while driving people next to me think i'm a pussy  Paranoid Parrot

they haven't fed me in over 2 hours! i'm gonna die!

they haven't fed me in over 2 hours! i'm gonna die!  Paranoid Parrot

hear car door slam outside oh god my car

hear car door slam outside oh god my car  Paranoid Parrot

FART WHILE ALONE IN BEDROOM STILL YELL SAFETY

FART WHILE ALONE IN BEDROOM STILL YELL SAFETY  Paranoid Parrot

"Watch this funny video" It's Goatse

some guy on facebook poked me oh god, does that mean he's into me!?

some guy on facebook poked me oh god, does that mean he's into me!?  Paranoid Parrot

Stop staring at me..Stop It! Stop..do i have to fucking repeat myself?

Stop staring at me..Stop It! Stop..do i have to fucking repeat myself?  Paranoid Parrot

Friend hasn't responded to text as quick as usual Probably dead

Friend hasn't responded to text as quick as usual Probably dead  Paranoid Parrot

All day long I think of things but nothing seems to satisfy

All day long I think of things but nothing seems to satisfy  Paranoid Parrot

Credit Card Payment Is declined Got Charged Anyways

Credit Card Payment Is declined Got Charged Anyways  Paranoid Parrot
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