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Paranoid Parrot

every time someone knocks on door it's the cops

every time someone knocks on door it's the cops Paranoid Parrot
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suddenly stop recieving instant messages friend already dead

suddenly stop recieving instant messages friend already dead Paranoid Parrot
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QUALCUNO TI TOCCA LA SCHIENA TI HA ATTACCATO SICURAMENTE QUALCOSA

QUALCUNO TI TOCCA LA SCHIENA TI HA ATTACCATO SICURAMENTE QUALCOSA Paranoid Parrot
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Smell shit Sniff hands to confirm your wipe accuracy

Smell shit Sniff hands to confirm your wipe accuracy Paranoid Parrot
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Going to masturbate check every single room for family members

Going to masturbate check every single room for family members Paranoid Parrot
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turns tv off tv turns back on

turns tv off tv turns back on Paranoid Parrot
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at store, child looks in my direction, starts crying likelihood of sexual assault conviction: 100%

at store, child looks in my direction, starts crying likelihood of sexual assault conviction: 100% Paranoid Parrot
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rolls stop sign 3 blocks from police station they got my plate, for sure

rolls stop sign 3 blocks from police station they got my plate, for sure Paranoid Parrot
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see an unfamiliar insect human botfly

see an unfamiliar insect human botfly Paranoid Parrot
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Would you like a coke? no thanks, had a mentos yesterday

Would you like a coke? no thanks, had a mentos yesterday Paranoid Parrot
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