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Paranoid Parrot

mod Sees someone saying duck on livestream chat CLean Clean Clean

mod Sees someone saying duck on livestream chat CLean Clean Clean Paranoid Parrot
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Go to bathroom Check for toilet toad

Go to bathroom Check for toilet toad Paranoid Parrot
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Connecting my computer to the projector in class Better clear my browser history

Connecting my computer to the projector in class Better clear my browser history Paranoid Parrot
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Girlfriend takes 10 minutes to text me back she must be too busy fucking some other guy

Girlfriend takes 10 minutes to text me back she must be too busy fucking some other guy Paranoid Parrot
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I lock my bedroom door when i go to sleep so my roommates can't eat me if they turn into zombies during the night

I lock my bedroom door when i go to sleep so my roommates can't eat me if they turn into zombies during the night Paranoid Parrot
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When i lock my car I push the remote lock button at least 3 times

When i lock my car I push the remote lock button at least 3 times Paranoid Parrot
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Avoid touching hand to back pocket It draws attention to my wallet

Avoid touching hand to back pocket It draws attention to my wallet Paranoid Parrot
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someone mentions headlice entire body gets itchy

someone mentions headlice entire body gets itchy Paranoid Parrot
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Has multiple friends over and goes to get something they're talking about me

Has multiple friends over and goes to get something they're talking about me Paranoid Parrot
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left laundry in dryer for five minutes over someone stole all my laundry

left laundry in dryer for five minutes over someone stole all my laundry Paranoid Parrot
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