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Paranoid Parrot

Posts to reddit Stays at computer guarding karma

Posts to reddit Stays at computer guarding karma Paranoid Parrot
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your offer is rejected afraid you appear cheap

your offer is rejected afraid you appear cheap Paranoid Parrot
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pays and leaves store with several bags terrified of setting off anti-theft alarm

pays and leaves store with several bags terrified of setting off anti-theft alarm Paranoid Parrot
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Someone begins to pass your car prepare for drive by

Someone begins to pass your car prepare for drive by Paranoid Parrot
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Leave bathroom for like 5 seconds to grab soap Check behind shower curtain again to make sure no one sneaked in

Leave bathroom for like 5 seconds to grab soap Check behind shower curtain again to make sure no one sneaked in Paranoid Parrot
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go to the store use phone calculator to make sure money is enough

go to the store use phone calculator to make sure money is enough Paranoid Parrot
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Puts hand in back pocket Gets scared, thinking someone is touching you

Puts hand in back pocket Gets scared, thinking someone is touching you Paranoid Parrot
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Take 5 minutes to think of a caption Take 20 minutes to check the caption for errors

Take 5 minutes to think of a caption Take 20 minutes to check the caption for errors Paranoid Parrot
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runs over stick with lawnmower braces for explosion

runs over stick with lawnmower braces for explosion Paranoid Parrot
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See vague facebook status haven't talked to them in months it can't be about me... can it? WTF DID I DO!?

See vague facebook status haven't talked to them in months it can't be about me... can it? WTF DID I DO!? Paranoid Parrot
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