Paranoid Parrot

not to sure about posting meme everyone will hate it

not to sure about posting meme everyone will hate it  Paranoid Parrot

Spider isn't where it was before It's going to kill me in my sleep

Spider isn't where it was before It's going to kill me in my sleep  Paranoid Parrot

Someone sneezed? germ attack

Someone sneezed? germ attack  Paranoid Parrot

Hear a thump in the night robert

Hear a thump in the night robert  Paranoid Parrot

SETS ALARM ON PHONE CHECKS 3 MORE TIMES TO SEE IF ITS CORRECT

SETS ALARM ON PHONE CHECKS 3 MORE TIMES TO SEE IF ITS CORRECT  Paranoid Parrot

wake up, stumble to bathroom, start peeing "omg i really really hope im actually awake right now"

wake up, stumble to bathroom, start peeing

blow air through piece to clean shit i just blew bacteria into it

blow air through piece to clean shit i just blew bacteria into it  Paranoid Parrot

footsteps outside apartment door. they're finally coming for me.

footsteps outside apartment door. they're finally coming for me.   Paranoid Parrot

just created a quick meme account no one will like my memes and every one will hate me... forever

just created a quick meme account no one will like my memes and every one will hate me... forever  Paranoid Parrot

can't click weird news article might show up on my wall that i read it

can't click weird news article might show up on my wall that i read it  Paranoid Parrot
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