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Paranoid Parrot

Makes a list Checks it twice

Makes a list Checks it twice Paranoid Parrot
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Wonders if he closed the garage door Goes all the way back home to check

Wonders if he closed the garage door Goes all the way back home to check Paranoid Parrot
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Fap 3 days in 1 week oh god i'm an addict

Fap 3 days in 1 week oh god i'm an addict Paranoid Parrot
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Cracks neck Oh fuck, stroke!

Cracks neck Oh fuck, stroke! Paranoid Parrot
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Walks away from computer Shit. Did I forget to log off?

Walks away from computer Shit. Did I forget to log off? Paranoid Parrot
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Egg babies at school Everyone wants to assassinate mine

Egg babies at school Everyone wants to assassinate mine Paranoid Parrot
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Refuses to hold newborn baby thinks it might fall and die

Refuses to hold newborn baby thinks it might fall and die Paranoid Parrot
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Wear a brand new pair of pants to school the day after you buy them Constantly worry about whether or not you got all the tags off

Wear a brand new pair of pants to school the day after you buy them Constantly worry about whether or not you got all the tags off Paranoid Parrot
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Get a haircut Nobody will recognize me

Get a haircut Nobody will recognize me Paranoid Parrot
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Posts the moment before reddit goes down "IT's all my fault - i broke it"

Posts the moment before reddit goes down
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